I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Friday, July 11, 2008
Oh dam I shit my pants...

Good GRIEF mannnn....

OC was friggin funnnnnnny...!!! I laughed at a picture for 19 mins...according to anthea. I was looking and LISTENING to the OC lecturer MR CHUA not teong, then my eyes were complaining to my brain that they were bored. So my brain being the kind and understanding brain that it is....let my eyes wonder around the LT.

And it so happened that my eyes chose to stare at this picture with a caption, and my eyes sorta got hooked on to it, and it was bugging my brain to explain it. When my brain told my eyes the whole story, my mouth couldnt help but burst out laughing but my hands got irritated by the laughter and shoved my highlighter in my mouth. My tongue however started playing with the highlighter cus well....my tongue loves to play with anything(: ESPECIALLY LOLIPOPS...ohkay...that sounded RATHER WRONG.

Getting back...It was a picture of a handicap sign (dude on a wheel chair), which fire coming outta the rear end while it was going off a RAMP. the subtitles were, "DISABILITY" HAHAHA and i suddenly rmbed Jakey and his "YEAH IMMA MAKE IT off this motherfcuking ramp! WOOOHOoo *BANG*.....ARHHHH my nose" HAHAHAHA he apparently SELF WHEELED himself off the RAMP and barely made 30cm away from the RAMP! Before he did that i was lik "Jake...your nv gonna get ONE METER from the ramp if you push wheel yourself" *gives a stone expression* and YES the idiot broke his nose. After months later, when his nose was all healed up, the idiot chose to design a GAS PROPELLED wheel chair....YES he did make 1m in fact...he was so successful, he OVERSHOT the expected "safety" zone area(3cm thick of foam ONLY) and landed CROTCH first into a friggin LAMPOST...needless to say...numb nuts dun even begin to scrape the surface of his LAMPnuts. OH MAN...living in US really makes me realise how RELAXED and fun people can really be...HAHAHA! mayb thats why im so playful DIAO DIAO DIAO! I AM WHO I DECIDE I WANNA BE. I govern my own FATE.

OKAY on to less stupendous....less UTTERLY ridiculous happenings....YOUTUBE...the source of retardingly-hilarious video clips. TRY typing "Angry german kid" or "tow chinese boys:i want it that way" or "The ebay song, Hilarious" or "Rowan Atkinson hell" or "Metro Station Shake it"(the fan version)....okayyyy....got more but im still trying not to laugh so HARD this time... angry german kid is HILARIOUS! the funny thing bout the chinese boys one is that....the other chinese dude in the BACKGROUND is lik...playing computer while the other two is just videoing themselves HAHAHAHAH!

OH! THURSDAY was the day that almost gave me a HEART ATTACK SIA!...I, ME, JANE, left my bloody phone at home and I THOUGHT I LOST IT! URGH. Scare the living daylight outta me luh...GOT NUMBERS inside...only once in a LIFE TIME CHANCE OF GETTING. HAHAHAH! Was lik mood swinging during OC and OC tutorial....URGH. HENG SIAAAAAA! ALSO! ISMAIL is friggin FUNNY man! sitting was: Ismail, Anthea, ME(: anthea was helping ismail with his integration...and then she suddenly...look over to me while i was scribbling notes...she gave me the "omg-what-the-hell-did-i-get-myself-into" face and then pass me ismail's math notes and SILENTLY pointed to his chicken scratching...ha ha funny ah...my handwriting isnt any better.... so I jus took a look at it and burst out laughing after i saw this

"1-16=5"
then anthea took the paper back from me while i was LA-MAOing and asked ismail to do corrections. While she then let me see after lik 2 mins.
CORRECTIONS:
"1-(-16)=5"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA?
Wtf....like that also can ah? It was a moment to remember cus ismail was lik...isnt that correct? HAHAHAHAH! omg...if thats correct my OC will get full marks luh ._." Anthea looked as though she wanted to stab herself for taking on ismail as her tutee HAHAHAH! I cant teach for nuts so dun ask Jane for help yeah?


OH OH BADMINTON lagi funnier. Pokky, anthea, lucky and ISMAIL played with themselves. So ME being the REALLY NICE PERSON THAT I AM *points at pokky "DUN YOU DARE COUGH! and ANTHEA! STOP laughing at me luh...later i START TO CRY):" HAHAHAHAH! so I played with weiyang the BADMINTON player...wah...its a challenge to keep up with hes speed...before I was bout to die...jesslyn popped up and join us so akmal joined weiyang... my old badminton partner and me vs weiyang and akmal....i had to ENTERTAIN jesslyn since she was going all i-cant-hit-the-shuttlecock on me. HAHAHA YES i was the one diving for retarded shots and some how managed to tumble and sorta NOT sprain my ankle...HMMM...I WONDER. HAHAHAH!

YEAH YEAH YEAH...for those of you who say i keep saying im busy...im not really THAT busy(: I justa...too lazy to go out or plan anything FOR NOW. HAHAH those who wanna DATE me gotta get in line :D HAHAHA! ask morris to fit you into my schedule HAHAHA! ohkay....going to watch madegascar again lol...I read Thanks for the memories and Ps i love you AGAIN and another book on nazism....yeah....hitler amazes me....by how he could muster such great numbers BUT i dont lik what he did to people. SO DONT GET ME WRONG!

Well....what else? Oooooh looky here....NOTHING LEFT that you should know(:

TOODLES~(:

Ps. The stories never CEASE to amaze me




Monday, July 7, 2008
Anthea Anthea Anthea....lol

Ohkay ohkay i seriously nidda write about this before i explode from keeping it in.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA ohkay this happened lik a week back but its still reverberating throu my head.

PLACE:LT
Time: dunno
Purpose: OC LECTURE doing corrections
positioning. Lucky, Anthea, Me, Pokky

So lik...im listening to the lecturer going on bout the corrections and how bad we did...then OUT OF THE BLUE...anthea turns to me, wanting to ask me a question which she does not normally do....ohkay mayb she does but the question she's about to ask me was a LEGENDARY statement that i WILL NEVER FORGET. "Hey Jane, whats this compound ah?" *points to a CH3CH2blahblahblah and stares blankly back at JANE* Jane starely blankly back at Anthea not knowing how to react because i might shock her if i do. So Jane replies "um Anthea...compound H" anthea replies "how you know that?" ... "um its LABELLED anthea...here on the paper" *points to the name 'compound H' RIGHT UNDERNEATH the CH3CH2blahblah.... JANE LMAO's in Anthea's face while pokky and lucky look inwards to see wads going on. Jane continues to LMAO to herself....whole LT stares, Lecturer stops talking for 5 secs then starts again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Omg...Anthea sure knows when and how to crack me up sia...yeah....today was ohkay i guess

Dr. Quek was sure as hell getting pissed off by our stupid questions...HAHAHAHA i think uncle G's more patient and tolerant....Why does biochem pract's always got some sorta error happening during it ah? i havent taken one biochem pract that was actually easy to understand....anthea had to repeat herself lik 3 times before i got wad she meant. Not to mention i suddenly mood swing for some reason, i was dam frustrated and wanting to listen to my DAVID COOK song which deprieved my ears of heaven. ITS LIKKA DRUG TO MY EAR man...

Resta the day went fine and will be fine(:

TOODLES~(:

ps.feelings of missing someone): HOT DATE): SEXY LOVE): SEX BEAST): PERVY BIATCH):




Sunday, July 6, 2008
URGHNESS + Freezing = JANE CURRENTLY

Im cold *whines*

ohkay ohkay dont lemme start, cus i dun stop. SATURDAY was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD(:

I love saturdays and sundays....and mondays....and tuesdays....oh and dun forget wednesday, thursdays too....oh oh and fridays! LOOOOOVE FRIDAYS....ohkay wait...thats lik the whole friggin week.

I bought 2 new books! YAY(: ohkay yes i admit im a book worm thou i dun look lik one. READING is what i love to do when i dun hav things lik HOME-friggin-WORK to do. OH OH mummy bought me my apple earphones YESSSSSS BABYYYYYYY! Good EARS deserve good MUSIC! 55bucks man! Mummy freaked out at first but i gav her the if-you-buy-this-for-me-i'll-never-ask-for-anything-else-PURLISSSSS look and SHE BOUGHT IT but grumbled at how it was too expensive and something about me going deaf if i listen to too much music. WELL I CAN HAVE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING(: SEXY LOVE!

I'm addicted to THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES by cecilia ahernNnNnN! fuck sia...im lik reading even while eating and my dad was lik can you put the dam book away while you eat?! You know...parents usually say that to kids that are PLAYING WITH THEIR PSPs or handphones...mines a WEIRD CASE of asking me to put away my BOOK. alrights jane...time to stop harping on the dead fact and history.

SUNDAY- saw him, saw her, saw them(: CHURCH! Man i ALWAYS feel at peace with myself and the world when im in church...i dunno...some people always tell me that but for starters...i HONESTLY feel at peace...lik im in good hands and nothing can bring me down...(: GOD's with me alright BABYYYYYY! HES MY FIRST LOVE AND ONLY LOVE! JESUS ROCKS! JANE STONES! Well, everytime something I cant help happens all i do is...concentrate hard and focus it with all my heart and i say GOD HELP ME! I leave it in your hands ah....i wont sia lan til i get it back from you. And true enough...i feel so much better and i feel reassured that nothing could possibly happen cause BIG G's got my back on this one(: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY smiling pretty for the world :D

BIOCHEMISTRY is so not helping me relax man....yucks. The draft is suppositly DUE TMR BUT BUT BUTTTTTT BUTTTTTT we dont hav uncle G tmr =.= DIAO DIAO DIAO.... oh wells. PIPC test on wednesday and thats not making me feel any better either but heck! BIG G's got my back on this one too(:

TOODLES~(:

ps. Weird feelings I cant explain has taken over my head. Thinking only of one. Thinking about none other. What's going on JANE? Not PMS-ing i hope? HAHAHAH! oh wells...i'll let God unfold the story for me. YIELD TO HIS WILL but i just cross my fingers and hope the feelings are REAL and not something i get after reading a BOOK. HAHAHAHAHA! Whatever Jane...