I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Friday, December 26, 2008

Fear of flying by A rocket to the moon

I took a picture of a girl I once knew
I kept it here incase I'd run into you
The look on your face could light up a
Room but instead you left

And now I'm sitting with my head on the
Dashboard push the seat back and close
My eyes I had this dream that I was on
An airplane afraid to fly
So I tipped my head to the side and I
Whispered to this man that was in the
Isle I said "do you know how long it
Takes before we Die?" and then I rolled
Awake

Can you take me back to the person I used
To be back when you were there for me I
Know it seems like forever but do me this
Favor please way back when we were stupid n'
Held grudges just to help us sleep oh my
God, how ridiculous were we?

I stop your breathin everytime I'm around
Girl your body's sweatin and your hands
start to shake I know you can't control
Your eyes but I know that your looks are fake

So tease me once and I swear i'll forget
How it feels when youve got nothing left
Well take it slow and only work at it
Sometimes oh yeah...

Can you take me back to the person I used
To be back when you were there for me I
Know it seems like forever but do me this
Favor please way back when we were stupid n'
Held grudges just to help us sleep oh my
God, how ridiculous were we?

Ohhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhhh

I took a picture of a girl I once knew
I kept it here incase I'd run into you
The look on your face could light up a
Room but instead you left and oh you
Left..

Can you take me back to the person I used
To be back when you were there for me I
Know it seems like forever but do me this
Favor please way back when we were stupid n'
Held grudges just to help us sleep oh my
God, how ridiculous were we?

Ohhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhhh

If you people realise how stupidly stupid you were when you fought with someone you love. Then listen to this fucking song. I swear, I felt likka fucking idiot-asshole, because it made me realise how short my life with the person would be.

Im so dead tired. Im surprised I survived today without showing anyone of my friends' a black face.

Mo Springfield shit!! OMG. Hundred bucks plus worth of stuff, mummy paid. *grins*

Above would be yesterday's post. Hahahahahaha! Ooops.

I thank God, that Picodick's polo tee is FAKE. I REPEAT FAKE. Well then again, he's too damn fucking cheap to go getta real one. In my persective, he's wearing a brand way too good for him. Polo Ralph Lauren will roll in his grave if he were to see a fucking chao ah beng wearing it. One word to describe him, Loser, its both cheap and a synonym for him.

I'd love to continue only I have to be somewhere, thus I squeezed out one for you guys(:

The poem I wrote was for someone and it'll be given to that someone. Hahahaha! Not for you sly bitches! HAHAHHA!




Thursday, December 25, 2008

Presents, Presents, and more presents! Wheee! Record low of 16 hours of sleep in 4 days. This would prolly be worst than going to some sorta millitary boot camp. Hahahaha! Yes, keep laughing, balls.

Aside from not being able to sleep, due to either excessive gambling, excessive shopping, excessive drinking, excessive talking or excessive snoring, Im all good. HAHAHA!

Everything is in excess because it's the season of GIVING. Give and dont expect anything back. How'd you fools think I'd spend $325.50 on PRESENTS. No Im not kidding. I dont get presents from Singapore. Its LIMITED like my vocabulary.

Most of the things I give people, gotten online or friends overseas*grins*, gettit shipped to me befo Christmas and gettit wrapped ON Christmas day. HAAHAAHHA oops? Too much info again?

Drinking. Oh my. I finished 2 bottles of Japo wine. Hahaha! Drank like half of some $250 liquor, Cordon Bleu. And ROSE(roh-seh). OMG. *drools* It amazed even meself, my alcohol in take level increased.

(times 2)
OMG. It is really the shit. 2 whole bottles.


Jacob's Creek's ROSE and Cordon Bleu. Thats only half of it(:

Well while playing poker with me bro's friends(rich fools who think they own my ass at poker), Mis and I were blabbering on about her wedding. So exciting!! Eating this 2 kilogram chunk of ham with Mis, drinking Jacob's Creek, talking with jiejie Mis, and gambling with the boys.

Life's great.

Today after church, dropped the boy's at home, while mummy and me went shopping! Yippie!

Agenda forecast for tomorrow.

Go shopping(again) with mummy. Get me more Springfield stuff yo. Despo-ly find Anthea's Christmas present(can you believe, vivo, centre point, bugis, marine parade, stupid popular, tampines mall, ALL DONT HAVE THE DAM BOOK?! *faints*), have lunch til 4 with a rather depressed lesley-sorry I cant hang with you til night, moose for dinner(moose meat).

Lastly, have a date with my bed. Immo make is a really longgggg one. OH BUT LOOK! I have something on saturday! Oh joy. Fuck luh. Im seriously gonna be Saggie... oh I mean Maggie Gyllenhaal's understudy.

Enjoy.

3more days til I get heaven,
What have I given.
Its been awhile,
and Im still living in denial.

Find me a reason,
because Im committing treason.
I plead with myself everyday,
just to turn away.

But looking at you,
its like looking at beautiful.
I thought it was the end,
but its back again.

Find me a suppressant,
because this is really unpleasant.
Are you watching closely?
This is crazy.

Please dont overreact people. I'll bet only a handful of people know who I'm talking about. Hahahaha! Anthea'd be one of those who know. *grins*

Soundtrack:
Tongue tied by Fabe Drive
Walking disaster by Sum41
The way I do by Marcos Hernandez
Spiralling by Keane
She makes dirty words sound pretty by Pierce the veil




Wednesday, December 24, 2008

AH HOY MATIES!

I know I've been away for...eternity and shit. Go play with yourselves. Yader yader. I have about a miserable 10 hours of sleep for the past 3 days. Im the best, I know.

I swear when I return to school on monday, Im gonna look likka 50 year old Maggie Gyllenhaal....ahhhh sagginess kills! I'd rather be roadkill that look like her.

Tonight or should I say early morning will not be any different. CHRISTMAS PARTY! oh yippie. Just as well, I need be a dollar-sucker tonight, gonna trash veterans at taide to gimme mo moneh that I spend on presents.

Season of giving alright. Gimme all yo money bitch.

Had Christmas eve eve dinner with ma buddies yesterday! One word, "Shiok". Long Beach UMDC is the shit. Good food + good company + good laughs = hella good time.

Did I tell you people? My fucking tan is already fucking FADING. Balls. I'd say, Im fucking albino. *whines*

My tan's fading even before Christmas ends, my pocket's empty with the amount of shit I gotta buy, wait pause *whines* okay enough shut up, Santa isnt dropping Alice into my bed anytime soon, I fucking scratched my precious fossil watch, *whines* I have utterly no life.

Santa, all I want for Christmas is my two butt cheeks. Thats just rather random after I heard "all I want for christmas is my two front teeth".

God dont save the queen, save me!!

Im too damn tired to rhyme you people any poems, I took a nap on the way back in me daddy's bmw. Shit. Its either I was too dam tired or the car was so dam comfy. Having been a zombie, I'd say its me.

*whines*

Stop fucking whining Jane. You fucking whiner.

I wont be here, nor there nor anywhere.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERDUS!
Enjoy it bitches! It only happens once a friggin year. Each year I age, is one step closer to becoming Maggie. Bottoms up to that alright. *goes hysterical*




Monday, December 22, 2008

You are heaven in the middle of hell,
Stuck in hell with your smile.
Doesnt make sense to stay,
But this feeling doesn't sway.

Someone tell me what to say,
stuck here to rot and decay.
Tell me Im gay,
So this wont fade away.

Stop me now before I do something stupid,
Because all my words wont fit.
Dont tell me its a habit,
Thats gawddam bullshit.

Emotions under control,
Do you think I'll get parole,
From this hell hole.
Not a chance in hell asshole.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY. Gagged out one of them vulgar poems. Hahahahaha! Who woulda thought a person of my caliber at literature was capable of gagging sucha weird poem out? PFFFT.

Ohhh me uncle got back from JP yesterday. Well just waiting for me hoodies and shirts to fall into my arms. *expectation: nicely wrapped with good christmas wrapper with a cherry as the topper* Yes well, its not going to happen.

My stomach takes an "ultimatum leap" everytime I cross over to the dark side. Its like the if-you-go-there-I-wont-let-you-off sorta thing. Its crazy, really.

Well I had to resort to tune poddy to repeat mode instead of shuffle mode. Knowing the poor fellow, he's prolly grumpy cause he cant do as he wishes. That'd explain his perpetual pauses while playing a song.

Its all for the better buddy, dont let me listen to those songs again, please.

Ohhh! *glimmering eyes* I was thinking, while on the bus of MAS SELAMAT. Okay no, Im not stalking him mentally or anything. Its just, dont yall find it weird that, suddenly the whole we-must-find-Mas-Selamat fad is like over?

My theory: The poor lame midget was "accidentially" tortured to death and the whole "missing" bullcr*p was tossed to us naive glassballs, to think that he really escape during a bloody pee-break. Like c'mon hes like 158cm and he escaped through the toilet ventilator? Cool right, I know.

Seems like not only fairy tales can pull this kinda unbelievable shit off, our beloved PAPa(people's assholerific panty assholes - for the life of me I cant rmb what PAP stands fo) officials can too! Yippie. Doleful really.

Ah. Now that I've spat enough bullcr*p at the panty-partigers, I will hark back to read my good oh favo vampire duo, no not Edward. ALICE, as I read, I want her to bite me more than bella wants to be bitten.

*thumb over ring and middle finger* Have a listen at "Tongue tied" by Faber Drive. Yes I know it's old, but hell, its evergreen for those who cant seem to fucking decide aka me.

. . . . really




Sunday, December 21, 2008

HO HO HO Santa's coming in like 4 friggin' days! *prances around the christmas tree*

Whoo! As yall already know, Jane's a springfield junkie. I went to Springfield and bought me a christmas shirt! YAY! *everyone rolls eyes* Yeah well whatever yall just JEAAAALOUS. Hahahaha!

Jane's ready for Santa and Christmas! Hair done, skin baked, clothes fit and lastly, I've been called a "queer metro-bisexual". Does that even make any hippo sense to you? As a matter a fact, issit even legal to be that? *shrugs* Well at least they got the back part right.

Oh! Guess what, Im sick of coughing out happy poems fer yall, so yall just gonna have to make do with this emo-elmo poem I gagged out while I was lying in bed with "soledad" by westlife, followed by "wait for you" by Elliot Yamin, playing in my ears.

*rummages through old man jones to find that poem* Oh! There we go, enjoy!

Why did you leave me?
Im stuck here with misery,
This pain is unbearable,
I thought we were unbreakable.

Why does it hurt so bad?
Losing someone I had,
This feeling is unexplainable,
I thought we were invincible.

Why does my butt hurt?
Holy fuck I needa fart,
This release is unstoppable,
I know Im incorrigible.

HAHAHAHAHA! Im so sorry, but I just needed to add in the last part before I become all taken in by my own bloody emo poem. The last part was due to the fact that the song changed. Hahaha!

I dont know bout yall but Im addickted to "1234 (I love you)" by Plain white T's. Hahahaha! Yes Im singing the song to myself I know. Okay shut up, I needa show a little TLC to myself before I think Im cheating on myself with someone else. Hokayyy....... that totally makes no donkey sense Jane.

There's only one thing to do,
Three words for you I love you,
There's only one way to say,
Those three words and that's what I'll do, I love you.

Alrighto, if there should be anymore things I wanna cough onto this post...Ill uhh....cough atcha later! Til then or never again!