I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Friday, August 29, 2008
Sickening yurck.

Caution: If your a beng or lian. Ignore the paragraphs below.

Before I get to today. Friday. I forgot pool. HAHAHAH!
Ok. Its been 3 yrs since I left us, its also been 3yrs since I touched a pool stick. I gave up playing pool after 10mins. Its bit....boring? No im not a sore loser, I just dont find the game of much interest. Why? Because bengs with their skinnies hanging off their dicks play it. Not that im insulting the friends i have that play it. Im getting very sick of stupid fucking bengs and their bitch fucking lians!
Maybe its cause I grew up in a society that bengs and lian dont EXIST. The phrase "Uniquely Singapore" have tonnes of meanings. One being, only in Singapore can you find, chicken shits that wear women's slim fit jeans to make their crotch look bigger! COME ON! Big is big. Small is SMALL. If you got nothing to show then forgetit luh! DONT SHOW! HIDE! Bengs sicken me to my gut. Not that ive liked singaporean guys dressed in skinnies, oh find it amusing that their crotches look "bigger" with skinnies. Its a total disgrace! Buck up! Hair is another thing that disgust me thoroughly. Nowadays ive seen pretty nice hair styles, and really fucked up hair styles. If your going out at least make your hair look nice. NOT SOME HALF-BAKED-I-JUST-TOOK-A-SHIT-SORTA-FUCKED-UP-HAIR. Again. I have to hand this to bengs, apparently only they can pull it off.

Stop Stop. I can argue a fucking court case on why bengs should be shot dead. And I think shooting bengs would be legal in Singapore when Im done with my case.

Teachers Day!.....TOTALLY MISSED IT. HAHAHAHAH!

I refused to go back to school for some odd reason....ok mayb i just dun wanna see my irksome lil juniors and hateration teachers.

Met Muttu and Janey after they were done talking to teachers. Waited for lanzy's last paper to end before going to town. Laughing with Janey was friggin hilarious cus we were burning lanzy HAHAHAHA! The whole way to city hall. We were laughing and the whole train was staring at us. HAHAHAH! But heck. Exams are over, Im feelin not much stress.

HAHHAA Janey and I were rhyming sentences today.

Jane: Why you dont like?
Janey: Cause his underwear too tight.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA! we walked pass CK's undies shop.

Took train to cityhall. Walked to marina square then suntec then to bugis. HAHAHHA! Shit. it was fun! Thou like everyone's FEET were hurting....mine were fine. Its been quite sometime since SUBNERD here went walking. Janey bought her $5 paul frank watch which i persuaded her saying that wear one or two times then she'd be sick of it. LOL! Then Janey bought another pair of flats. And she just bought one ytd. Not bad at all. She seemed to be the only one buying stuff since muttu and lanzy were broke from nyny. HAHAH! I didnt like what I saw so i didnt get anything.

Im too tired. I wanna go to bed. I wanna keep laughing. I wanna so many things. I dont think can keep up with my head.

PS. Moose keeper? LOL. Paying to see, the zeeper clean poo. Now thats money well spent alright.




Thursday, August 28, 2008
Rescue Me from everything(:

YEEAAAAHHHHH! This marks the end of my ever so long exams! 5papers, 5 days, 5sleep less(not sleepless) nights, 5 people nagging at me now.

ITS OVER! Shit. How come I should be feeling happier. But uhm. Not what I expected. OH HO.

I dont think I wanna go back to school for teachers day. Mean like, Lee Lao-Ter(pig in hokkien) will be like "Lee Jia Hui, go to rtc now." HAHAHAH! ah. good old days... getting shit and not giving a damn. aint that just jolly good? NO. Mdm Aznah will be like "Jane's wheres the distinction for bio?" Mr Quek! HAHAHAHA "charge equal to current time thumb" HAHAHA! TG chenny aint there no more. She might go "Jane your attitude is not helping you succeed in lit."

After Maths... we got Ms LERH as the examiner. FRICKIN HILARIOUS! I was like laughing and laughing and she kept um-chio-ing, she talk talk then make a speech mistake and I was one of the few who were laughing at it not at her.

Went to town, toooooo.....EAT XIAO-LONG-FRIGGIN-BAO! Oh man, heaven in my mouth. HAHAHAH! OH RIGHT! I paid $2 for a SMALL BOWL OF DEEP FRIED FRAGRANT ONION SHREADS!!! Pokky was laughing his life away. But it made my soup "SHIOK". Sigh. The things I'd do for good food. You have no idea....cause neither do I. LOL!

Cant wait for MONG-DAY(uh not mong zhenhan day) MONDAY. OHHHHH! Dinner with poks, anthea and lucky!! YEAH. Cant wait for sept either. Bryan's gig, 4 birthdays to celebrate, shopping journey across the island and moose days. OH OH OHHHHH! NYNY, NYDC, marche, white dog cafe....AHHH GOOOOOD FOOOOOD!!! I have a feeling my bank acc will be empty at the end of the holis. HECK!

I deserve it! Making me study for biochem, maths and oc! Um...pipc is a goner and hap comes naturally. HAHAHAH! Making a lazy person study or think of that matter is a CRIME.

Off to gangster's party! Cant wait mannnn!!! Taidi players and good food. Shit killing 2 birds with one stone. Plus theres alcohol....all of which I dont touch...rmb that! I dont drink! AHEM AHEM!

Ear drugs:
Rescue me by Hawthorne Heights/
Hands down by Dashboard confessionals/
With me by Sun41/
Superhuman by Chris Brown feat. Keri Hilson/
I just wanna know by Taio Cruz/
Rooftops by Lost Prophets/
Invincible by Christian Bautista/
Wont let you go by Christian Alexanda/
Falling for you by Busted/
LAST BUT NOT LEAST coming from a BOYBAND- What makes you different by BACKSIDE-BOYS(lol kiddin. Backstreet boys) its a classic.

Ps. Pop goes the WHEEZLE. LOL! Dont do the poor wobbly head moose): Moose walks Zoo.




Wednesday, August 27, 2008
with me

BIOCHEM(:
A few careless mistakes, but nothing I dont know, I liked the paper, well better than PIPC anyway. HAHAHA! This a crappy subject because i have to think and try to relate it to the function. Right.

PSCHON.

Seriously the most useless thing uncle G taught me. WTF? Was there even any use for it?! I wrote it on my ans booklet for the first 2 pages. And I sorta had NO FUCKING USE FOR IT. Like hello? Whats the damn function for it? None right? Yeah. I feel like some lil kid being robbed of my intelligence. I figured it out like 2 pages after.

I almost killed pokky for making me explain TCA and glycolysis to him this morning. YET HE TOTALLY FORGOT to write about TCA!! AHHHH! *slaps self*

Today at yoshi, pokky was making our name's first alphabet using straws. And apparently my hearing is degradating. Inccident goes. Enjoy.

*Jane listening to poddy hears pokky speaking*

Jane heard pokky say: Wheres my poop?

Jane replies: Your poop. In the toilet luh.

*Jane looks up and sees both anthea and pokky LAUGHING THEIR LIVES AWAY*

*Jane takes out one ear piece(NO i didnt have an unglam moment again.)"

Jane:What? Why ya'll laughing?

Pokky&anthea: LAUGHING & TEARING at the same time

*Lucky laughs abit then stones*

Jane: WHAT?!?! *bewildered*

Anthea: Pokky you tell her.

Pokky: I didnt say wheres my poop! I says THIS PART BROKE.

Jane: OHHHHH. I heard wheres my poop.

Yes this was the first time I saw anthea cry while laughing. Ok it doesnt sound funny cus i dunno how it sounds funny. So anthea and pokky will blog bout it on their own.

Matt and sera. I got the dickies bag alr. YAYOES. triplets! HAHAAHHA! Oh wells. my pocket got hole again. OH NEU):

New soundtrack of my day: With Me by Sum41

Ps. Wadda moose. Moose walks zoo.




Tuesday, August 26, 2008
My super human.

Its ironic.
When Im just getting the hang of how oc works. I DONT NEED TO TAKE IT.

Makes you wonder why I even try right?

OC was the shit man. Im actually looking forward to getting back my paper, though it aint that good.

So So. Hap cleared, OC cleared, pipc....silence. Biochem i just wanna pass it, doesnt matter how well. Maths, confident but not overly confident.

Im inna good mood, I've been in a good mood for pretty long. Makes me feel, un-human-like.

When I have nothing to worry about, I worry bout not having anything to worry bout.
When I hav something to worry about, so I worry bout worrying bout it.

God is fair. I can safely say that.

Today was kinda funny for anthea, lucky and manpok. Why? Because of me. No. Its not a good thing. HAHAHAHA! Yes, they've been laughing at me since they knew me. But heck. I love laughing at myself, lets me know at least someone's happy when their around me! YAYOES for Jane. Anthea seems to want to blog about it. So I'll just be lazy old me and wait for her to write about today.

Theme song of my day: Super human by Chris Brown feat. Keri Hilson

Ps. Free hugs anytime(: You sound cute when your fustrated! I cant believe you let biochem steal you from me): LOL! Study first. woah Jane, speaking as thou your gonna ace biochem. Fuck up and go read.




Monday, August 25, 2008
Gone so young - Amber pacific.

4 words.

PIPC. is. a. BITCH.

Holy mama. Sherie, manpok, lucky, lanzy and a few others wanted to cry on the FIRST QUESTION. HAHAHAH! This time I was laughing at the paper, as in wanting to cry sorta laugh. LOL no kid no kid. Iggy is so gonna do the paper for me! I WANNA KNOW THE ANS thou 3/4 is wrong. HAHAH!

But then, something stops me from being all depressed. This feeling I had when i was in sec2 and struggling for the exams. This same feeling told me that God had my back on this one. Well I did tell God to take it from me. HAHAH! Letting go of my fears and leaving it in His hands.

OC TMR.

YURCK. But hell. ill just flip throu my notes and "study"

Definition of study in JANEFORD dicktionary: Flip the page and look for exciting pictures, stone at the picture and try to replicate it.

OHKAY! Time for me to study! LOL.

Ps. Im going to try to not talk to you. But its like trying to stop drinking. By drinking I mean stop drinking ribena, which is impossible with all those vitamin Cs. yaknow? MOOSE.