I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Friday, July 11, 2008
Oh dam I shit my pants...

Good GRIEF mannnn....

OC was friggin funnnnnnny...!!! I laughed at a picture for 19 mins...according to anthea. I was looking and LISTENING to the OC lecturer MR CHUA not teong, then my eyes were complaining to my brain that they were bored. So my brain being the kind and understanding brain that it is....let my eyes wonder around the LT.

And it so happened that my eyes chose to stare at this picture with a caption, and my eyes sorta got hooked on to it, and it was bugging my brain to explain it. When my brain told my eyes the whole story, my mouth couldnt help but burst out laughing but my hands got irritated by the laughter and shoved my highlighter in my mouth. My tongue however started playing with the highlighter cus well....my tongue loves to play with anything(: ESPECIALLY LOLIPOPS...ohkay...that sounded RATHER WRONG.

Getting back...It was a picture of a handicap sign (dude on a wheel chair), which fire coming outta the rear end while it was going off a RAMP. the subtitles were, "DISABILITY" HAHAHA and i suddenly rmbed Jakey and his "YEAH IMMA MAKE IT off this motherfcuking ramp! WOOOHOoo *BANG*.....ARHHHH my nose" HAHAHAHA he apparently SELF WHEELED himself off the RAMP and barely made 30cm away from the RAMP! Before he did that i was lik "Jake...your nv gonna get ONE METER from the ramp if you push wheel yourself" *gives a stone expression* and YES the idiot broke his nose. After months later, when his nose was all healed up, the idiot chose to design a GAS PROPELLED wheel chair....YES he did make 1m in fact...he was so successful, he OVERSHOT the expected "safety" zone area(3cm thick of foam ONLY) and landed CROTCH first into a friggin LAMPOST...needless to say...numb nuts dun even begin to scrape the surface of his LAMPnuts. OH MAN...living in US really makes me realise how RELAXED and fun people can really be...HAHAHA! mayb thats why im so playful DIAO DIAO DIAO! I AM WHO I DECIDE I WANNA BE. I govern my own FATE.

OKAY on to less stupendous....less UTTERLY ridiculous happenings....YOUTUBE...the source of retardingly-hilarious video clips. TRY typing "Angry german kid" or "tow chinese boys:i want it that way" or "The ebay song, Hilarious" or "Rowan Atkinson hell" or "Metro Station Shake it"(the fan version)....okayyyy....got more but im still trying not to laugh so HARD this time... angry german kid is HILARIOUS! the funny thing bout the chinese boys one is that....the other chinese dude in the BACKGROUND is lik...playing computer while the other two is just videoing themselves HAHAHAHAH!

OH! THURSDAY was the day that almost gave me a HEART ATTACK SIA!...I, ME, JANE, left my bloody phone at home and I THOUGHT I LOST IT! URGH. Scare the living daylight outta me luh...GOT NUMBERS inside...only once in a LIFE TIME CHANCE OF GETTING. HAHAHAH! Was lik mood swinging during OC and OC tutorial....URGH. HENG SIAAAAAA! ALSO! ISMAIL is friggin FUNNY man! sitting was: Ismail, Anthea, ME(: anthea was helping ismail with his integration...and then she suddenly...look over to me while i was scribbling notes...she gave me the "omg-what-the-hell-did-i-get-myself-into" face and then pass me ismail's math notes and SILENTLY pointed to his chicken scratching...ha ha funny ah...my handwriting isnt any better.... so I jus took a look at it and burst out laughing after i saw this

"1-16=5"
then anthea took the paper back from me while i was LA-MAOing and asked ismail to do corrections. While she then let me see after lik 2 mins.
CORRECTIONS:
"1-(-16)=5"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA?
Wtf....like that also can ah? It was a moment to remember cus ismail was lik...isnt that correct? HAHAHAHAH! omg...if thats correct my OC will get full marks luh ._." Anthea looked as though she wanted to stab herself for taking on ismail as her tutee HAHAHAH! I cant teach for nuts so dun ask Jane for help yeah?


OH OH BADMINTON lagi funnier. Pokky, anthea, lucky and ISMAIL played with themselves. So ME being the REALLY NICE PERSON THAT I AM *points at pokky "DUN YOU DARE COUGH! and ANTHEA! STOP laughing at me luh...later i START TO CRY):" HAHAHAHAH! so I played with weiyang the BADMINTON player...wah...its a challenge to keep up with hes speed...before I was bout to die...jesslyn popped up and join us so akmal joined weiyang... my old badminton partner and me vs weiyang and akmal....i had to ENTERTAIN jesslyn since she was going all i-cant-hit-the-shuttlecock on me. HAHAHA YES i was the one diving for retarded shots and some how managed to tumble and sorta NOT sprain my ankle...HMMM...I WONDER. HAHAHAH!

YEAH YEAH YEAH...for those of you who say i keep saying im busy...im not really THAT busy(: I justa...too lazy to go out or plan anything FOR NOW. HAHAH those who wanna DATE me gotta get in line :D HAHAHA! ask morris to fit you into my schedule HAHAHA! ohkay....going to watch madegascar again lol...I read Thanks for the memories and Ps i love you AGAIN and another book on nazism....yeah....hitler amazes me....by how he could muster such great numbers BUT i dont lik what he did to people. SO DONT GET ME WRONG!

Well....what else? Oooooh looky here....NOTHING LEFT that you should know(:

TOODLES~(:

Ps. The stories never CEASE to amaze me