I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Saturday, July 19, 2008
QUIZ by SERA for JANE

Oh man. Im getting forced to do a quiz which HAVE REALLY hard questions. oh no): HAHHAH!
Ohkay sera. Go figure.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will you do to him/her?
Hm...nothing. Seriously. Just forgive and forget, its things like this that brings your life to a sucky ending, Im not saying its gonna be easy but TRY(:

2. What's your ideal lover to have?
HA! Very simple. GOOD CONVERSATIONIST, and kind hearted. Because I cant stand people who cant talk! When I ask a question dont gimme a one word answer, ITS A TURN OFF.

3. How long would you wait for someone you really like?
Mmm...tough one. I get what I want, when I want it, why? Cause God gives them to me when He thinks Im ready for it :D IMMA SPOILT CHILD OF GOD!

4. If that someone you like is attached, what would you do?
Leave it alone and dont disturb the peace? NO NO im gonna march up to him/her and steal them from their bf and gf? -.o?

5. Which is more blessed, loving someone or someone loving you?
Depends on who loves me thou. I had a BAD experience with STALKERS. URGH *shivers* If the person I like loves me, well then....Im blessed :D &&&& theres no such thing as more blessed =.= BLESSED IS BLESSED....creator of this quiz english fail ah?

6. Do you like anyone now?
WTF? Wei. This is getting rather personal ah! My personal life is kept separate from you people reading this! ohkay fine, ill probably get slapped for not answering this. WAIT a minute! SERA wants me to ans this! HAHAHHAH! ohkay ohkay YES I DO. The End(:

7.What do you want most in life?
Everlasting happiness for my PARENTS! They deserve more then whatever I could possibly give them. I know this sounds really corny and selfless and all but really, when my love ones aint happy, I aint happy.

8.What makes you unhappy these days?
Nothing. Things i TOOK for granted and was taken from me):

9. Whats your ambition in life?
HO HO tough one. Being a doctor would be it. I wanna go AFRICA! yes yes another corney one but seriously...helping people makes me really happy. Thats why my role model is Mother Theresa! Her selflessness is amazing. If not a doctor, a researcher! Before I leave this earth, i wanna make it a better place.

10.Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Is this one of those trick questions? HAHA! I'll take option C. RICH&MARRIED (:

11. Would you rather sky dive or ask someone you like for their number?
Dude, I really cant imagine which is fun-ner? HAHAA! nah, I'd rather ask for the number, its simpler and less work done. Plus i get the number of the person i LIKE? HELLO? What kinda question is this man.

12. 5 things about yourself.
Likes to have fun. Bookworm. LAZY = fat :D. DAM PROUD of who i am! and um....obvious(:

13. If the person you like confesses to you, but your not ready to commit what would you do?
Holy shit. IF THE PERSON I LIKED DID THAT, why wouldnt I be ready? what was i doing, taking a shit?! Jane is never caught off guard. HAHAHAH!

14. Who would you ask to do this quiz?
NO ONE! this is DEFINATELY made by SERA! Trying to make me release insides on my life right woman?!

Thank you for attempting the questions above. Tagged other people who you want them to do.




Friday, July 18, 2008
ZIAO SAI....ARH DETTOL! DETTOL!

Caution: This is for people who....uh....need pictures to be entertained. I, JANE LEE am too friggin lazy to upload pics of banana's in belt or anything else...if you'd lik to see them please CALL ME. I dont pick up til you tell me your name without me picking up:D Go figure biatch!
Please be reminded, complaints take 3 working days to process, alternate mondays due to monday blues. Thank you for your kind attention. Enjoy and please dont leave a tag or comment. Which means I have to reply, I am too dam lazy to reply, this is already hella long fer me!

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

So funny! ohkay...everything is funny to me.

HAP LAB. omg. Well Mr Loh asked us to break into groups of 4 and OF COURSE. Lucky, LaoPokkai, Anthea and I were in the same group :D So anqi being the brains of the group did all the recording, while Lucky and pokky were the subjects! I was...uh...too friggin lazy to actually SWEAT without reason. So I just played with the ear-plug thingy to hear the heartbeat shit, yeah whatever thats called. And i played with the PUMP thingy! i accidentally pump the pressure to lik 190 mmHg and I think pokky's arm lik turned blue and fell off. HAHAHAHA! So we got really weird RESULTS cause our SUBJECTS werent NORMAL by standard! Lucky's heart beat differently from normal people's and pokky's too! I was too dam lazy to actually do anything bout it while ANQI was freaking out bout it HAHAHA! But when they were stuck (: aint no better way then to ask the lazy person for HELP why? Cause lazy people find the simplest and fastest way of getting around problems :D YUP YUP true!

SOSO its lik wednesday right? besides the fact i skipped tuesdays. because I wrote tuesday on the other posting...too lazy to retype.... WE STAYED BACK TO STUDY MATHS or OC or something lik that. Sitting outside of ASC block and anqi was sitting beside me, lucky opposite me, pokky diagonally opposite(how to spell it?)

THEN THEN THEN!

Suddenly something white/transparent/bit greenish -liquid/slime....POOOOOOT onto anthea's arm which was lik 20cm away from my arm. HAHAHAHAHH!

Anthea:eh? why got water here one?
Pokky:huh where.....?
Jane:OMGGGGGGGGGGG its BIRD SHIT!
*Anthea's face had 'FUCK' written all over it*
*pokky's head shoots up at the bird's ass above anthea*
*Jane falls off chair while scrambling for DETTOL*
*lucky stones*
SILENCE is OBSERVED
*Jane disinfects SELF THOROUGHLY*
*Anthea's washes her arm nd returns*
*Pokky and Jane LA-MAO's*
*Jane falls off bench again, this time from laughing not from fear of germs*
*Jane gives Anthea DETTOL wet wipes and DETTOL instant disinfectant*
*pokky continues laughing while Lucky still stoned*
*Jane laughs for 8minutes continously*

HAHAHAHAHA The hilarious ZIAO SAI inccident.

Then now...laughed too dam hard I forgot which day it is...thursday I think.

BOUGHT A BANANA! So friggin funny! We were in art box or dunno wad shop it was in tm...and we've been wanting to buy the banana since forever aka BROKE ASSES. So pokky paid half and I paid the other half. Before that, I was having A LIL FUN with the banana...shoving it in between my belt and shorts, and lucky started whacking it....and i was lik "OUCH my dick dun whack very PAIN LUH!" lucky continues to whack it. I continue to protect my oh so large and yellow BANANA! Then there was this woman looking at the soft toy next to us, her face was lik "oh my...did i come at a bad time?" NO SHIT WOMAN! cant you see im protecting my BANANA?!?!

I think i got the days mixed up alr luh! SHIT.

anyway. ITS after LECTURES(: We were playing tai di and then suddenly ENTERS hillary saying something....sexy scrambles off....so shane or what his name played for her. Then they reenter the LT looking rather disgrunted...ESPECIALLY HILLARY! omg... I finally found out who she was talking about! HAHAH the dude&dudette from vet-tech. =.= Anthea and I were looking at his hair...well ohkay mayb only me looking at his hair....anthea was oogling at his...uh...i dunno wad she was looking at. HAHAH! Apparently, hillary and sexy liked a japanese half blood who they were TOO SHY to ask for her NAME! omg its just her name?! Sheesh... mayb theres a difference btw asians and angmohs. I really wonder whats so pai seh bout asking the name of the person you lik? ohkay ohkay mayb thats cus i dun find her or him THAT cute well....CAUSE IVE SEEN HOTTER AND CUTER! yeah man! MM HM MM HM US angmohs CANNOT and WILL NOT be compared to singaporean guys. Their in a league of their own but dun worry sg got our own pretty boys...unfortunately...the MOST hot ones are...GAY *nodds head and grins* So i lost the bet of....if i win i go ask for her name...and apparently i did win with my oh so lousy cards.
Starting a convo is not that hard especially if your not shy... :D So i aint gonna tell you the DETAILS jus know I talked to them. The dude's name is Gordon and the gurl's name is Nina... and they actually say hi jane... and i FORGOT his name, when i walk pass them without noticing them, dun worry jane dun recognise anyone unless i hav my glasses on. But seriously. If you think she's hot....HA! Meet HOT DATE's sister! HOLY COW. She's hot. Dam japanese genes! HOT DATE is WAY HOTTER than that dude :D OKAY! Hot date is MY BESTIE with nice hair + nice face + nice personality + uber funny jp accent + nice clothes which i wanna strip him and sell his clothes(JKJK).

TODAY! this cant go wrong HAHAH!.... QINGLING(: joined us for TAIDI! hahaha! so funny! She was so dam confident she could bully her juniors HAHAH! In the end She only won once while ME ME ME ME won her 3 times! And shes the ONLY person who throws DI-PAIR without worrying about the consequences just to PUT A 3 CLUBS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO FUNNY! AH MA QINGLING! i wanna play with YOU! so fun and FUNNY! our dear lao ahma left to do project then ismail's friend Justin joined us! SO FRIGGIN FUNNY! He was lik throwing anyhting and everything and ismail was cursing at him for not letting him pass...so ismail was lik....come jane lets trade cards and I couldnt be bothered to stop him since my cards sucked! HAHAHAH! Tai di brings people together:D

AFTER WHICH LISBETH came(: waiting for lanzy to finish so we could go have dinner.
Note: lisbeth is my bestie who is a BIMBO by nature and shes NEVER single&HAPPY. Lanzy is KAILAN, you know the green veggie lik vegetable? yeahyeah that one

Lis said she had to go BUDGET since its FRIDAY. I DIDNT:D ATM. And i always get the same stupid joke
jane "i needa go draw money"
lis "come i giv you paper and pen"
jane"colour pens and I nid benjamin franklin's face for my dollar"
lanzy "where the fuck am i gonna find benjamin franklin's face?"
jane"go figure"
lanzy "fuck you lah cheebai"
jane "really? tonight k? now busy"
lis laughs and laughs and laughs.....and....laughs

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! so after our BUDGET meal....
LISBETH wanted to go play the arcade SWEET machine...while lanzy and i were lik...ohhhhhkay? YES. we spend NINE DOLLARS and got A HANDFUL of expired SWEETS! HAHAHAH! the begining was friggin funny cus lisbeth didnt know how to play the machine which had only TWO DAM BUTTONS! HAHAHAHAHH! lis got dam fascinated with the sweets being pushed out and all...she was lik throwing her lil bimbo fits at the machine while people just looked in awe. Lanzy and I were LA-MAOing at the side...i had a feeling the dude behind the counter was going to tell us to leave...HAHAHAHHAH!

OHKAY! STOMACH PAIN = TAKE MEDICINE = NOT FEELING WELL = MOODY = URGH.

TOODLES~(:

Ps. I wasted a thursday and a friday. I'll make it up. I promise(: My ass hurts):




Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Tues-2-in-a-row-day

*catch breath* SNIGGERS

BREATHEEEEE! Hahahahahahah! omg....

go to clicknetwork.tv.com and watch CHICK vs DICK epi 11! The acting challenge HAHAHAH!

the painkillers part is FRIGGIN HILARIOUS. Holy shit man! HAHAHAHAH!

ohkay Jane get to the friggin point.

Today was friggin funny....well maybe not the first part....BUT BUT the ending of the SCHOOL part was friggin funny! We...well...ohkay ohkay ANTHEA and LUCKY were talking bout blogs then the subject suddenly change to someone call xiaxue's blog....btw...who the hell is that? ANYWAY. They were talking bout extentions that she got or soemthing to do with extentions that had to do with her....so as usual, im like reading my notes and prep-ing for shit for TMR.
I was rather CURIOUS to the fact that they had to TIE the friggin thing to ur HAIR. So i was lik "exactly how the fuck do they tie hair to hair?", lucky just stoned at me with this face "(-.-)" while anthea looked bit taken aback by the fact of me not knowing wtf EXTENTIONS are...i mean seriously...my HAIR is ALL NA-CHUR-RAL*french accent* HAHAHAH! seriously...extend what sia? HAIR FUCKING GROWS! waste time extending...its lik...ohkay shall not say man......people that hav extentions reading this...dont angry): After much debate and explaination, I finally get what they are and my banana cake almost came out of my mouth and onto my HAP report...TG it didnt get pass my throat. HAHAHAH!

And AND AND ANDDDDD Anthea was seriously on a ROW man! So she was explaining how they took a bunch of "fake" hair and fuse it with your hair. Then i said "wait...a bunch? or what?" then she replied me " no no a few bunch of hair extention" Then she was lik eh? that doesnt make sense while me and lucky we LA-MAOing until my stomach ACHED. HAHAHA! omg...i can still feel the pull in my muscles...
so....

bout 3 mins after that....we talked bout blogs and I was lik "anthea this is so going onto the blog" then lucky was lik.... ill be waiting to read....I WAS SHOCKED that lucky had a blog so I asked her what her blog link was cus i LOVE reading...then ANTHEA the queen of WORDS was lik "She has blog, I has her blog"

IMMEDIATELY... lucky and I LA-MAOed again! OMGGGGG! 2 in a row! omg...my stomach was caught off guard and I almost started to hyperventilate cus IT WAS RELALY SO DAM FUNNY especially when you look at anthea's face! HAHAHAHAH! she was lik DIAO DIAO DIAO....I almost fell of the bench laughing and lucky was lik rolling on the rolling the table alr HAHAHAH! only thing pokky wasnt there ): you missed alot sia! PICK THE BEST DAY TO M.I.A

ohkay ohkay Im suppositly suppose to be studying now! OHKAY! maths test on thurs, OC on fri...i know this is a fools ambition but I WANNA BEAT SEXY AT OC!

"Do waddaya gotta do, then see it through."-JANE LEE MEI REN:D

TOODLES~(:

Ps. God's in the rain and Hes with me, wherever I go. Faith is all you need to move mountains.