I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Drunk people and they're games.

I was looking over my OC notes and I stumbled over this really weird analogy in my paper.

"cis/trans notation:
Cis-cissy's are still guys so their of the same sex.
Trans-tranverstites change their sex so their the opposite sex.
NO IN BETWEENS!!"

I couldnt believe I actually wrote that. LOL! But its a pretty straight forward analogy i guess...not bad Jane. Not bad at all(:

People are drunk and cant play cards. So i figured staying in my lil solitary room is nice. Away from all the noise, I seriously have to relax my head.

Today morning was HORRIBLE.

I dropped my fossil watch and the bloody glass SHATTERED. OMGGGGGG. Bad karma can! Sheesh tomorrow go church must say penance already.

Biochem lecture was quite dense but I GOTIT(:< La pok and miley obviously werent paying any attention or even trying to pay attention. They were happily paying their word game which requires your vocab to be quite big. ISMAILS vocab was as small as a SPOON. HAHAHA! kiddin' kiddin' ... lucky slept throu most of it. Anthea and I were like the only ones listening, oh bryan and eunice were like....dunno doing what....bryan was drawing uncle G. LOL! exactly what he looked like thou. HAHAH!

After that, Ismail wanted to go watch movie... SIAO. Couldnt find a movie we all wanted to watch so so so....just go eat at yoshi! HAHAHAH! hilarious sia...the aunty can even talk to us like friend already luhhhh...wth.... ate like 1/4 of my bowl and I didnt feel like eating, ate one takopachi and asked the rest to finish it. I didnt feel like eating for some reason, not that I wasnt hungry...more like got things to think about.
Something stupid happened. Miley was done with his food, and he said "Takopachi TIME!" and i couldnt help but laugh to myself. Reminds me of....HAHAHAHAHA! *PERVING TIME* for like 6 secs....LOL!

Went back. Cousins came, talked, laugh, talk, laugh, laugh somemore, play cards, they got drunk. And Im here typing. HAHAHAH! SEE Im a guai kia i dont drink(: or i cant get drunk.

I really want the exams to be over. That way, I can stop being forced into studying. DAM. So boring.

Ps. Talking to you is fun, and I wont correct myself anymore. Since its so anal.




Friday, August 8, 2008
Lian's nails aint friendly

NO MORE DEEP TALKS!! No more questions to ask already. Although Im still VERY curious as to how they function but heck! Too much info kills. Seriously.

Playing twin taidi is F.U.N even through I lost and owe people Gelare. LOL. Pair taidi, may seem stupid to some people and may look like its a total waste of time but it AINT. Playing pair taidi is fun 2 vs. 2. HAHAHAH! yeah yeah you know the other persons cards but its the way you anticipate and play your cards that can help ya win(:
Creators of pair taidi and the "sort-underneath" style taidi is brought to you by yours true and LAPOK! HAHAAH!
Playing with sexy was fun/funny cause she just whack and its kinda funny cause her expressions are hilarious when lapok&anthea put down bigger cards then our already big cards. And she whack them so many times I OWE THEM GELARE WAFFLES now! LOL. kiddin, aint her fault. Its all goooood(: I dont mind paying, its not like they cost $50 for one...ha...ha...ha...
Playing with senior aka lao ren is funny too...straight with one card missing is bigger then a full house...HAHAHAHAHA! Then what made my brain implode was she put down a 6 card that had an ace and di inside both the biggest! HAHAHAHAH! Of course, I being the nicest person on earth, let her play what she wants ... sexy was just dying of laughter at the corner. Of course I WIN! HAHAHAH!

PERVERTS. Its a subject my class literally 90% of them talk about. HAHAH! ESPECIALLY BRYAN and ISMAILY the xiaomeimei likes to talk bout! HAHAHAH! Of course anthea, pokky, and lucky talk ALOT bout it too yeah! One in particular, a pervert who is well known in my class for staring at people zao genging. LIPIDS! Omg...totally pervertic can! I feel like telling him, "Nice to see ah? Sick no lifer! Go back to playing your computer games and being a retard luh!"...ohkay Jane, your bad karma level has officially hit the roof. And the meter broke..oh look!

I was in a good mood on thursday, however I had a few things to think bout so I was walking REAL-LAY SLUUUUUUUOW....more like strolling...
Then from the back, this lian came outta no where and brushed pass me, leaving me with a lian-ish "TSK" and flicking her 1,2 strands of triple reborned gory-locks at me. Amused, I just shrugged and figured she had a bad day not find fault with her....
She kinda stopped like half way down a slop and S.L.O.W.L.Y walked....I continued strolling until I was RIGHT BEHIND HER...then suddenly she "AHHHHH" and slipped backwards, thank God my reaction aint chi dun otherwise she MATI SUSA. Caught her arm before she landed butt first onna wet ground. HOWEVER. While catchin her, she dug her lian-ish nails into my arm! After that while she was getting back up, she stepped on my TOESSS! Worst, I was wearing SLIPPERS!! URGH. Oh joy! Helping lians sure do pay off yeah?

Today, went to yoshinoya with ANQI, LAPOK, LUCKY, they are fun to have lunch with!! HAHAHAH! And yoshi is like our hang out place luh... can play cards and have talks there not to mention LAUGH OUR HEADS OFF too!
Anthea went to the toilet, and the other two were like checking their phones, but i dont bother cause I dont have the number of the person I wanna talk to. HAHAHAHA! So there were two empty cups with straws on the table. I poke the 2 straws together so one of the cups were on top of each other. HAHA! And used it as a mike.
And started to interview pokky who instantly played along with this ridiculous idea. HAHAH! Then it became likka new reporter and an interviewee HAHAHA! Then pokky used his infamous cheena piang accent and I used one of my many weird accents which I learn from listening to people talk. HAHAH! FILIPINO MAID got interviewed. Lucky was like stoneing at us, making a fool outta ourselves....anthea returned from the toilet only to be told by lucky to enjoy the comedy pokky and I were acting out.
HAHAHA! We came to a particular topic, bitch fights and cat fights. Now Now anthea dun laugh if your reading this. Uh, lucky said that it happens in marine parade where she lives.

Pokky(reporter): So whats dough you sink abouts thsis stopic uon beech fights and cut fiights?

Jane(filipino maid): Beech fights? It Har-pans all da time hear! Like yastardey when I wus wah-king my oh-na's dooog...dan this arder dooog cum and wonted tu fight wid my beech! Da urder maid sud that dooog is a beech.
Translation: Bitch fights? It happens all the time here! Like yesterday when I was walking my owner's dog...then this other dog come and wanted to fight with my bitch (female dog). The other maid said that dog is a btich.

Before I could finish the whole scene....anthea was head dug in her arms and laughing so hard, her face was red and gasping for air.

I think its cause the maid TOTALLY mistook the question and talked about FEMALE DOGS fighting and not bitch fights. HAHAHAHA! It took ANQI like forever to stop.

Lucky and anthea BLACKMAILED pokky and I to do lian pics for their pleasure!!! YES. I did do them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,10....they didnt know how to do 9 so we just skipped it HAHAHAHAH! Yeah Yeah its so un-un-un- theres no word for it.

Ps. Will you regret your decision now?

TIRED AND I dont wanna type anymore...lazy(:




Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Gin = Sexy Name

"I like God do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence."
With all my strength, I am trying to keep my promise. But my promise isnt only about that.
Your not helping me. Thats tempting(: Why cant I get rid of you? Just like when I could forget people I want to forget in an instant, yet when it comes to YOU, your still in my head.
"I dial you on the phone, but your not there or are you there?"
What happened today, is between us and that stupid round table. Til the end of time, my mouth will always be sealed.
"Can't keep my heart from breaking, Cant keep my mind from thinking your not here. I need you here."
I shall let aunty Anthea write about today on her blog. I cant process information thrown at me, through I kept asking questions, half wasnt processed.
"Just because you feel alone, doesnt mean we're letting go. I'll be with you til the very end."
I can't wait for FRIDAY! At the same time, I dont want it to come, PIPC and OC tests aint exactly what I pictured them doing to us! National Day EVE leh...cut me a lazy person some slack luh.
"Dont close your eyes. Dont say goodbye. Dont let the tears fall from your eyes."
Saturday should be fun. Daddy just like thought of the idea of having a national day celebration, and he called everyone *Diao Face* like hello? I have a life?! Your cutting out on my quality time with the most special person in my life....ME! OH I LOVE ME! Yeah, la pok and anthea will be lik buay hiao bai la jane. HAHAHAHAHAH! Afterall, if you dont love yourself, how can you expect anyone to love you?
"I cant help but think of you night and day. oh when you stumble, when you fall, I'll help you make it through it all."
Cousins and my tai di shifu coming(: Means only one thing.... "Put your money where your mouth is." Seriously, my family isnt the kind that give chance at taidi....they whack until you pokai. I think my playing style has gotten abit soft, since lapok and I came up with the "slot-underneath-no 3card-cannot end with di style" HAHAHAH! Nevermind, i still pwn veterans at taidi.
"When I think of you, I fall in love again. Cant teach my heart to listen, or it just keeps on missing how it was."
Lastly, this goes out to my lameass laughing partner LAPOK(: We will be there for you even if everyone isnt. *Jane tries to change Anthea's chinese phrase on friendship into english words but it ends up like the scene uncle G re-enacted at the saturday biochem remedial.* HAHAHAH! "Urgh what was that word?! dam! URGH!" HAHAHAHAH! I'll still love you as FRIENDS AH! We wont go any further....eh wait....best friends can(: Liking someone in the same class is like shitting in my our backyard sia. Cannot cannot later...smelly...LOL!!
LOVE Anthea and LOVE Lucky too. You guys make my day everyday, the only thing I can do to repay you guys are, make you smile at least once a day(:
To My XiaoMEIMEI ISMAIL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "shhhh guai dont cry....shuffle the cards...shhhh i know....shhhhh shuffle cards...its ok lose this time only....shhhhhh dont cry." FYI...ismail lost to me at taidi for the 3rd time in a row and started to cry. So I hushed him and ask him to shuffle cards like trying to shush a lil kid.
"The memories of you right there by my side oh. Never dreamed of letting go. But now you're gone, it feels so wrong."
Lyrics of the song, Fall in love again by Mark Schultz (:
Ps. TOILET PAPER! TP TP TP TP TOILET PAPER YOUR HOUSE!




Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Heart felt day- 5th August.

OH HO KAYYY....

Not what a lazy person calls a normal day. Neuu sir re bob.

Woke up late, and rushed to sch, math lt 3/4 EMPTY! Good lord, you people do know that math is IMPORTANT right? ANYWAY.

Lab ended really fast cause I was just rushing through it...THEN AFTER is where the fun begins.

LA POK was deciding whether ornot to tell me something, something very confidential, very oh so annoying!! OMG. Emo-ed all through lunch luhhhhh....

LA POK tio JIAO SAI on his HAIR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I just laughed so hard, I went to the drain at design and squat there and literally LMAO. He went bersek in bimbo form. HAHAHAH!
And I paid for it by, this strong gust of wind blew, and lucky's folder opened and the FULL SCAP PAD FLEW AND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. I just closed my eyes and meditated for 5 secs, waiting for the owner to get her paper outta my face! I was frowning at a half dying LA-MAOing lapok and a laughing anthea, not to mention lucky was lik "omg! sry sry! HAHAHA!"

AND THE FOOL JUST "Nah." and flung me a piece of paper which made lucky feel left out and I could feel it even if she didnt say anything!!! OMG luh! Wheres guy's brains ah? BUT DONT WORRY LUCKY. Its best if you hear what la pok is going to say when he says it from his mouth.

I must say, I wasnt shocked or half shocked about what the note SCRATCHINGS said. And No, I wont hold it against you. Thats you, if doesnt change you so as long as it doesnt change the friend I know you to be, Im not a wheeeeeee-bit concern.

AND ANTHEA! Your too normal for be normal!!! DAMMIT! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
Now now aunty anthea, back to my OH SO FASCINATING TOPIC!!!! FUNCTION FUNCTION FUNCTION!!!!!! Im curious how they function(: Physology is the subject I wanted to pursue but God chose science for me....I guess He thought i was a nerd): HAHAHAH!

Ps. "He has to see his dream person fly away. I had to walk away from mine."

I seriously have to finish this stupid HAP tutorial of mine before Mr Loh kills me. Just like how Ms Lerh will have my head on thursday cause she really thought I skipped lecture): My collarbone hurt like hell)':




Monday, August 4, 2008
How do they function?

OHHHHH today was rather educational for me!


AnQI and I had a really deep talk as in DEEP DEEP. HAHAHA! I just want to understand WHY. not HOW. WHY. Why? Because Im naturally curious if it pertains to HUMANS(:

BUTT BUTT There are two kinds of people in this world.

Type A: Fall in love easily and fall outta love easily.

Type B: Hard to fall in love and hard to fall outta love.

HOWEVER, new breed arises!!!

Type C: Hardly falls in love and easily outta love(:

ME ME ME OH PICK ME! OH PICK ME!!

And AN-CHEE(third sound in han qu ping ying) and I were talking about some rather weird stuff that i dont talk to people bout unless they ask me(:<

CSAS TEST WENT RATHER WELL(: Considering my group didnt have a nervous fit and what not! HAHAHAH! OH WELLS. I love to talk:D Anything under the sun. You name it, I'll try it! HAHAHAH omg...sound like some flavour.

OH OH OHHHHHH! After PIPC, went out to go toilet and the best was....I walked into the toilet with AnQI and she half walked into the first cubicle before quickly turning into the other.SHE WENT TO THE NEXT CUBICLE and SHE SAW BLOOD&GUTS ALL OVERTHE PLACE! RAWR! HAHAHAHA JOKING JOKING!

Anthea: nah toilet paper *feels inside the roll for paper for 1 min* DIAO written on her face "AIYA! no toilet paper here la!"

Jane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Uh eh next one"

*Jane continues to laugh, Jane sits on the toilet bowl laughing for a good 3 mins, long after anthea finishes*

*Jane comes out of the cubicle, feeling abit better and stopped laughing*

*Jane stops short at the sink*

*Looks at ANQI*

*Burst out laughing while Anthea gives the DIAO DIAO face*

(ANOTHER INCCIDENT OF CRAZINESS)

Pokky, Lucky, Anthea then Jane enters the lift (respectively)

*pokky presses 'Door Close'*

*Jane sticks out leg, so the door retracts*

*Jane burst out laughing with Pokky giving the DIAO face*

*pokky presses 'Door Close' again*

*Jane sticks out leg and the door retracts again*

*Jane burst into another fit of laughter as through she didnt know the door does that*

*pokky throws a little bimbo fit on the spot*

Jane:ohkay ohkay dont play already

*pokky presses 'Door Close' again again*

*Jane sticks out her leg, the door retracts*

*Jane dies of laughter at pokky's face*

*pokky presses 'Door Close' again again agin*

*Jane.....DOES NOTHING LUH!* Do I look that mean? LOL dont ans that.

YEAH. I was trying to make pokky pek chek cause he thought the photocopy shop was going to close and I was just trying to pull his leg.

AND I was laughing so hard, I got LITERALLY KICKED OUTTA THE LIFT.

Hmm...how often do you see a laughing-extra-adipose-tissue person flying outta the lift and 2km/hr? Not very often eh? GOOD. Cause I might trip(: BE NICE!

While pokky and lucky binded their stuff....me and anthea had our oh so fascinating talk. I WANT TO CONTINUE IT TMR ANTHEA!!!


Ps. The way I do <---google this(the first thing that appears), and this is what I feel(: