I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Friday, August 8, 2008
Lian's nails aint friendly

NO MORE DEEP TALKS!! No more questions to ask already. Although Im still VERY curious as to how they function but heck! Too much info kills. Seriously.

Playing twin taidi is F.U.N even through I lost and owe people Gelare. LOL. Pair taidi, may seem stupid to some people and may look like its a total waste of time but it AINT. Playing pair taidi is fun 2 vs. 2. HAHAHAH! yeah yeah you know the other persons cards but its the way you anticipate and play your cards that can help ya win(:
Creators of pair taidi and the "sort-underneath" style taidi is brought to you by yours true and LAPOK! HAHAAH!
Playing with sexy was fun/funny cause she just whack and its kinda funny cause her expressions are hilarious when lapok&anthea put down bigger cards then our already big cards. And she whack them so many times I OWE THEM GELARE WAFFLES now! LOL. kiddin, aint her fault. Its all goooood(: I dont mind paying, its not like they cost $50 for one...ha...ha...ha...
Playing with senior aka lao ren is funny too...straight with one card missing is bigger then a full house...HAHAHAHAHA! Then what made my brain implode was she put down a 6 card that had an ace and di inside both the biggest! HAHAHAHAH! Of course, I being the nicest person on earth, let her play what she wants ... sexy was just dying of laughter at the corner. Of course I WIN! HAHAHAH!

PERVERTS. Its a subject my class literally 90% of them talk about. HAHAH! ESPECIALLY BRYAN and ISMAILY the xiaomeimei likes to talk bout! HAHAHAH! Of course anthea, pokky, and lucky talk ALOT bout it too yeah! One in particular, a pervert who is well known in my class for staring at people zao genging. LIPIDS! Omg...totally pervertic can! I feel like telling him, "Nice to see ah? Sick no lifer! Go back to playing your computer games and being a retard luh!"...ohkay Jane, your bad karma level has officially hit the roof. And the meter broke..oh look!

I was in a good mood on thursday, however I had a few things to think bout so I was walking REAL-LAY SLUUUUUUUOW....more like strolling...
Then from the back, this lian came outta no where and brushed pass me, leaving me with a lian-ish "TSK" and flicking her 1,2 strands of triple reborned gory-locks at me. Amused, I just shrugged and figured she had a bad day not find fault with her....
She kinda stopped like half way down a slop and S.L.O.W.L.Y walked....I continued strolling until I was RIGHT BEHIND HER...then suddenly she "AHHHHH" and slipped backwards, thank God my reaction aint chi dun otherwise she MATI SUSA. Caught her arm before she landed butt first onna wet ground. HOWEVER. While catchin her, she dug her lian-ish nails into my arm! After that while she was getting back up, she stepped on my TOESSS! Worst, I was wearing SLIPPERS!! URGH. Oh joy! Helping lians sure do pay off yeah?

Today, went to yoshinoya with ANQI, LAPOK, LUCKY, they are fun to have lunch with!! HAHAHAH! And yoshi is like our hang out place luh... can play cards and have talks there not to mention LAUGH OUR HEADS OFF too!
Anthea went to the toilet, and the other two were like checking their phones, but i dont bother cause I dont have the number of the person I wanna talk to. HAHAHAHA! So there were two empty cups with straws on the table. I poke the 2 straws together so one of the cups were on top of each other. HAHA! And used it as a mike.
And started to interview pokky who instantly played along with this ridiculous idea. HAHAH! Then it became likka new reporter and an interviewee HAHAHA! Then pokky used his infamous cheena piang accent and I used one of my many weird accents which I learn from listening to people talk. HAHAH! FILIPINO MAID got interviewed. Lucky was like stoneing at us, making a fool outta ourselves....anthea returned from the toilet only to be told by lucky to enjoy the comedy pokky and I were acting out.
HAHAHA! We came to a particular topic, bitch fights and cat fights. Now Now anthea dun laugh if your reading this. Uh, lucky said that it happens in marine parade where she lives.

Pokky(reporter): So whats dough you sink abouts thsis stopic uon beech fights and cut fiights?

Jane(filipino maid): Beech fights? It Har-pans all da time hear! Like yastardey when I wus wah-king my oh-na's dooog...dan this arder dooog cum and wonted tu fight wid my beech! Da urder maid sud that dooog is a beech.
Translation: Bitch fights? It happens all the time here! Like yesterday when I was walking my owner's dog...then this other dog come and wanted to fight with my bitch (female dog). The other maid said that dog is a btich.

Before I could finish the whole scene....anthea was head dug in her arms and laughing so hard, her face was red and gasping for air.

I think its cause the maid TOTALLY mistook the question and talked about FEMALE DOGS fighting and not bitch fights. HAHAHAHA! It took ANQI like forever to stop.

Lucky and anthea BLACKMAILED pokky and I to do lian pics for their pleasure!!! YES. I did do them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,10....they didnt know how to do 9 so we just skipped it HAHAHAHAH! Yeah Yeah its so un-un-un- theres no word for it.

Ps. Will you regret your decision now?

TIRED AND I dont wanna type anymore...lazy(: