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I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?
Friday, September 12, 2008
Zoo with a moose.

ZOO. I've finally gone back after a decade of not going there! YES IM A DECADE OLDER. Damm...that makes me sound likka old freak.

Its ironic, I pay $16.50 for a ticket to go to the zoo, a moose paying to go see friends? Its like what humans do I guess, they buy airline tickets to go see their friends. Animals are alike no? HAHAHAHA! Walked around, we were never lost! We just didnt know where we were on the MAP....that kinda means we're lost but NO we werent(not in denial).

Animals seen in this order- otters, white tiger(whose fur was yellow luh pls), pygmy hippos(frickin funny shits), hamadryas baboons(red ass, if they show you their ass means they wanna mate, one babbon showed moose his red ass LOL!), primate kingdom(sign says colourful, real life shows, black log with black monkey onnit, i was lik "is that part of the tree or a monkeeeehh.....oh it moved, ok monkey" LOL), next elephants(paid 5bucks to feed em, moose didnt wanna feed hungry elephants!): but she did in the end, LOL), mantees/sealions/penguins(only saw mantees&penguins, cheat my feelings and money man!), saltorfresh water crocs(moose put her face to the glass and got shocked when the croc turn and tried to kiss her HAHAHA!), mandrill(only ONE, omg sad much? what? we cant afford two? what am I paying $16.50 for?). Then we saw CHICKENS, deep frid chickens pok pok keh-ing around. HHAHAHAH! no luh we went to eat KFC. HAHAHA! After lunch we went to see; probocis monkeys(pot belly monkeys with platpus[how to spell] mouths or was it doogong's[how to spell] mouth, a display of small creatures(moose painstakenly took like 5pics of a red eyed bird which i was lik "if you sent it for printing the aunty would think ur camera made that red eyed effect and she'd replace the red eyes for black ones" LOL), 1 lion and lik 3 lion-ness[how to spell? lol] which made me go(what? why 1 lion only? what we couldnt afford another male one? DAMMIT why am i paying $16.50 for?!), giraffes, zebras, ostrich, cheetah, eland, nyala, gnu, polar bear(it looked dead, like seriously. moose said she wants to sleep like em, with legs and hands all over. lol?). Guanaco aka LAMA(a seperate para for this animal and what happen HAHAHA). We back tracked to gaint tortoise because I wanted to hav a look at em, on the way we saw sun bears(which had honey bears as their titles! of course moose was right&they were sun bears), komodo dragon(which is a HIGHLIGHT and we only hav ONE. what if the poor guy died? what? close the exhibits?! c'mon man!), reptile garden was nice! Saw afew spieces of snakes and oh oh( i was looking at a rattle snake then moose trotted over and stared at it too, then suddenly the speakers above us gave out a rattling sound, and moose got a fright and jumped back HAHAAHHAAA so fucking cute luh), we saw this poor turtle that was over turned in the water bowl( i promised myself that i'd find a bloody zoo keeper to turn the poor fellow over and i did!), then we walked back to white tigers(cus moose wanted to go see "butterfly walk"), at butterfly walk we saw humongo butterflies(which ironically moose was scared of em. HAHAHAH! so hilarious! she wanted to go see butterflies yet shes scared of em. oh wells thats why i own moose(: lol) then back to the enterance/ exit.

Oh be damned my memory rocks. HAHAHAHA AS IF. I have the zoo map open in fronna me

Wandered around the gift shop and acted like tourist HAHA! But I was looking for a drink and the shops there are like total rip offs! $3 for a bottle of coke?! WTF!!

OH RIGHT! LAMA TIME! ok so we travelled pass the polar bear of some place luh huh. Then I was shocked we have lamas but no gorillas. HAHAH! Moose and I spotted these two lama acting fiesty, I thought they were fighting BUT moose thought they wanted to mate(notice the difference in thinking? Im so INNOCENT!) HAHAHHA but obviously shes right, before leaving, moose wanted to watch them, so i comtemplated and was lik why not? HA. My first real life video of animal porn. MMM...not nice, its so boring. HAHAHAH! the male lama just sat on top of the female lama. YES moose and I sat on the benches opposite them for 30 mins, we didnt really watch em for 30mins, like 20 mins cus the other 10mins was me looking over the pics and wanting to delete one candid shot of my blur looking face while moose tried to resist. OMG. funniest thing was, the people walking by, HAHAHAHHAA some were ok with it(lama mating and us hugging) HAHAHAHAH! some was like "OMG are they mating?!" HAHAHAH!

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. That has got to be the highlight of the bloody zoo trip for me! HAHAHA LAMA SEX. If you asked me i'd give the whole shebang a 1/10 in seductiveness, -1/10 in enjoyment, 10/10 for kodak moments, -5/10 for entertainment so much so that I had to find entertainment in a moose LOL JKJK! Moose is my only entertainment. HAHAHAHAH!


Picutre of the day- Moose invading Lama's privacy.

Ps. Alert! Alert! Peach sweet stealer! She stole my sweet, I want it back! gimme gimme gimme back! HAHAHAH! wtf? serious. I want it back. I want it back now(: