I'll bleed this skyline dry
Hear Me Out

I like to give excuses for everything and anything. If Im not in the mood to do anything, I idle around.

I let my friends say as they please, but that don't mean I agree with what they say. I just accept that its their opinion.

I can be an ass hole. I can be the nicest person on earth. Just depends on who you are(:

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." -Matthew 5:8

Complains?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

AH HOY MATIES!

I know I've been away for...eternity and shit. Go play with yourselves. Yader yader. I have about a miserable 10 hours of sleep for the past 3 days. Im the best, I know.

I swear when I return to school on monday, Im gonna look likka 50 year old Maggie Gyllenhaal....ahhhh sagginess kills! I'd rather be roadkill that look like her.

Tonight or should I say early morning will not be any different. CHRISTMAS PARTY! oh yippie. Just as well, I need be a dollar-sucker tonight, gonna trash veterans at taide to gimme mo moneh that I spend on presents.

Season of giving alright. Gimme all yo money bitch.

Had Christmas eve eve dinner with ma buddies yesterday! One word, "Shiok". Long Beach UMDC is the shit. Good food + good company + good laughs = hella good time.

Did I tell you people? My fucking tan is already fucking FADING. Balls. I'd say, Im fucking albino. *whines*

My tan's fading even before Christmas ends, my pocket's empty with the amount of shit I gotta buy, wait pause *whines* okay enough shut up, Santa isnt dropping Alice into my bed anytime soon, I fucking scratched my precious fossil watch, *whines* I have utterly no life.

Santa, all I want for Christmas is my two butt cheeks. Thats just rather random after I heard "all I want for christmas is my two front teeth".

God dont save the queen, save me!!

Im too damn tired to rhyme you people any poems, I took a nap on the way back in me daddy's bmw. Shit. Its either I was too dam tired or the car was so dam comfy. Having been a zombie, I'd say its me.

*whines*

Stop fucking whining Jane. You fucking whiner.

I wont be here, nor there nor anywhere.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERDUS!
Enjoy it bitches! It only happens once a friggin year. Each year I age, is one step closer to becoming Maggie. Bottoms up to that alright. *goes hysterical*